Now Hiring: One Sexy Manservant

I don't know if I'm just getting older or I'm just getting lamer (maybe both?!) but the one thing I'm looking forward to most, on this Friday night, is being able to sleep in tomorrow.. BUT, do you know what's even better than being able to sleep in???

Sleeping in and THEN getting breakfast in bed. FACT.  Unfortunately, I can say with 110% certainty however, that B.I.B. is definitely not in the cards for me tomorrow morning... In all reality, it's probably not in the cards for me at all in the near future, unless I find myself a manservant, that is... So, I'm putting out the feelers to my readership (networking).  Here goes: Can anyone help a girl out and let me know where I can get myself one of "those?" (Preferably a sexy one, please...?)  One that looks like this would suffice:

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Once I get my manservant, this is what I would hope he would deliver to my bedside at around say, 11:00 AM?

This breakfast:  (Um... Yes, those are Funfetti pancakes!! Those of you who know me, even barely, know that I would have no qualms about crushing that entire plate in a heartbeat, as I do not believe in the concept of "too much sugar"). 

   Quick and durty recipe : 1.5 cups Funfetti cake mix, 2 tbsp. oil, 1/2 cup milk, 1 egg. (Makes about 6-8 pancakes).

 Quick and durty recipe: 1.5 cups Funfetti cake mix, 2 tbsp. oil, 1/2 cup milk, 1 egg. (Makes about 6-8 pancakes).

Continuing on... that deliciousness, on this tray:

 I regret to announce that I do not know where one might purchase a tray like this.. I scoured the internets and my favorite (above) was no where to be bought from.

I regret to announce that I do not know where one might purchase a tray like this.. I scoured the internets and my favorite (above) was no where to be bought from.

With this syrup dispenser:

 Purchase this bad boy  here .  It also comes with a glass stand to rest on when not in use.   Tight. 

Purchase this bad boy here.  It also comes with a glass stand to rest on when not in use.  Tight. 

And this snazzy butter dish:

 Grab one  here .

Grab one here.

Plus this classy toast rack:

 Snag your's  here .

Snag your's here.

And this fancy egg cup stand: 

 Procure one  here .

Procure one here.

And OBVIOUSLY one of these:

 Blueberry Mimosa: Say. No. More.

Blueberry Mimosa: Say. No. More.

I would probably be wearing these pajamas.. aptly named the "Breakfast in Bed Romper" 

 Buy this romper  here .

Buy this romper here.

And while I'm in the midst of this pre-dormant dream... Hopefully, I would be served in a bed like this: 

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Or this (minus all of the stuffed animals, of course): 

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Combined, I would hope it would come together to look something like one of the following:

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Breakfast in Bed Perfection Mrs Lilien.jpg
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This next one may be be too over-the-top... but maybe not.  

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Bottom Line: Staying in bed is all about being fabulous, which I am all about... Just ask Miss Scarlett: 

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Now, you can just about bet your bottom dolla' that I'll be dreaming of sugar plums tonight!

Hence... Farewell, and Good Night.

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